Creative Ways to Transform Challenges:
Humpty Dumpty Humor Corner:
Laughter for when you have a great fall

Newmanisms Larry Newman
 
One Saturday I arose very early and the great spirit sought fit to give me an extraordinarily good head for the day. I decided not to wait for anyone to get themselves together to meet me and I took off for Venice, arriving on the walk at 8 am...needless to say it was a most beautiful morning...the street people were still asleep and the vendors had not yet arrived and California air filled my head...under circumstances such described, I usually run through my head my relationships, my role in the world, my feelings of general universe and other lofty perusals...I think in punch lines, and as I ran each situation through my IBM, I capped each with a cosmic punch line...this time I decided to write them down, and, as an act of love I forward same to you....
 
SMILE-IT'S ONLY TRANSITION
 
RISE ABOVE IT
 
BEYOND IS BEYOND THAT
 
SAVE YOURSELF
 
NEXT CASE
 
THAT HURTS!
 
DEATH AND LIFE
 
CONFUSION IS A FELONY!
 
IN OF ORDER
 
THRIVE!
 
PARDON MY DAMAGE!
 
FIRE THE BORDER PATROL!
 
REST A WHILE
 
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?
 
NICE TRY
 
MAN THE LIFEBOATS!
 
POST BAIL!
 
THERE'S A LOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM
 
IT IS A LOT-ISN'T IT?
 
WHEN YOU DO IT, DON'T TELL ANYONE
 
VALUE THE SILENCE
 
NEGATIVE IS NEGATIVE!
 
GOD SNORTS GALAXIES!
 
GET OFF IT!
 
LIFE OR DEATH!
 
ACCEPT IT
 
YOU CAN'T GIVE MOTHER NATURE 49 AND EXPECT 51!
 
I KNOW I DON'T KNOW I KNOW
 
COME HOME...ALL IS FORGIVEN!
 
NO TICKEE-NO WASHEE
 
IS IT YOUR BEST?
 
OPEN THE DOOR!
 
CLOSER IS FARTHER
 
LOVE ME, LOVE MY DOG
 
SOULS-R-US
 
WHAT ENERGY CRISIS?
 
THE TRIP'S THE TRIP
 
THE ONLY ONE IN MY WAY IS ME!
 
I SAW THE LIGHT FOR A MOMENT TODAY
 
NOBILITY IS LIVING IT!

 
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